justanerdfighterlife:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

(Source: 12owls, via touchingbutts)

12:48 am
tags:goodnight  

I don’t really know how to sun today up. So I won’t.

2:27 am
tags:cake  
Butt

Cheese

Uh, you're butt is colossal like whoop whoop whoop. Drop that ass, make it boomerang.
by thinasschain

I’m not sure how to feel but thanks sex kitten ;)

tsarcasm:

badcgijosh:

lordofass:

lordofass:

lordofass:

lordofass:

please watch this cover of somebody that i used to know. it’s so bad.

please

please

please

Oh my god this is appalling

wow..the singing is spectacularly bad.

literally everything they chose to do in this video was wrong.

what the fuck is she even doing

What happened with you and your boyfriend?
by Anonymous

We broke up because he’s leaving in October for basic training and he didn’t want to keep being in a relationship that will go no where. I guess.

2:31 pm
tags:forever reblog  

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via bicykill)

11:23 am
tags:personal  please see this  

I’m trying really hard. I really am. You’re like a brick wall now. I don’t understand anything you do and you won’t let me get through to you anymore.

I’m so impatient. I’ll give you all the time you need but you have to understand that I need you to say something to me. Anything.

I just want to be your friend if you won’t love me the way I loved you for almost a year.

Brb bawling my eyes out

(Source: ladyinterior, via callow-)

Life is so good right now, I can’t even handle it.

I cannot express my love for Jyron Joseph.

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